Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I fully support Kaepernick and the protests (and dialogue) he’s sparked nationwide. But when you hear him talk, he sounds like someone who got recently woke by some hotep tweets.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Bill Buckner was actually sitting in the row in front of them. When everyone started trying to look under his seat, he growled, “Don’t you f***in’ dare.”

He’ll always be Moonbeam to me...

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

Stuff like this is one of the reasons I’ve grown to respect James. He’s not out there taking some bold, insane stance. He’s saying it’s a concern and it needs to be talked about. It’s why I’m bothered by brand-bots like Cam Newton (and recently even Michael Crabtree) who basically defer any question that might have…

Whenever I hear, “Conversate.”

...or John Wayne Gacy.

It certainly can’t be any worse than last night’s Bears shitshow.

I think this is the “I hope my girls aren’t listening” pearl clutcher.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Star for being entertaining at least

I bet #Loafer has a penny for his thoughts.