The handshake is the same stage that Billy Kennedy's deal with Texas A&M fell apart.

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"Jamaal, just accept it. Once it's out there, no one ever forgets."

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Last night was awesome, but seriously bro, who shit inside my pants?

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"Special protections from the bible? Pfft, I've been crawling around for months now since I persuaded Tebow to try the Big Apple".

Law & Order: BBQ

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It's really not that weird. Back in the 80s, one particular shark was constantly freefalling on golf courses during Major Sundays.

Someone should tell Shaq and Dwight that they are both too big and too old to be trying to ride this Superman: Man of Steel bit.

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Probably would've been easier for him to just ask if the carpet matched the drapes.

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York further announced that he has legally changed his name to Cody Dieciocho.

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