Wait, you're Big Sloppy too?

Oh jeez, this is awkward. I mean, meow, I was talking about StuartScottsEye. Yeah, meow, that cartoon dude is just a fuckin fatty.

[lays on back, licks balls]

This sounds great, but I would be so out of my element meeting commenters. Suffice to say that your avatars as precisely what I picture you all to look like. If Steve U is not a cartoon and SSE is not 400 lbs, it might literally blow my mind. Don't even get me started on how dashed my expectations might be upon…

These never get old.

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Djokovic was initially hesitant about how to react to the underage offer, but then he recalled the age-old axiom, "if there's frictionless, cushioned, hard surface on the court, play ball."

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"None of your witty comments are remotely witty"

What exactly qualifies someone as a bigsportswriter? Height? Weight? Penile girth? Earspan? I'm asking for an alias.

Beautiful

Great.

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Unfazed by current events, General Mills announced that Special K will continue featuring Andre Agassi on its box for the 15th straight year.

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Similarly, after arriving in Saudi Arabia, the last place finisher in the women's 800, Sarah Attar, was serenaded by an impressive mob of people singing "We Will Rock You" in Arabic, as they stoned her to death.

That's great

In your opinion, what makes for a funnier joke: a serious and overwrought conversation involving multiple people bloviating at length and often arguing and using racial and sexual epithets; or, a joke?

Here's a hypothetical that you'll appreciate. Let's say there was a guy, much like yourself, who was able deconstruct and analyze humor in a very erudite and entertaining way. Now let's say that their particular subject of study was a website wherein a group of overwhelmingly insecure, in-silico, wannabe comedians…