I think it is fascinating that you immerse yourself in these studies by performing standup. For your postdoctoral studies on what makes things not funny will you become a Gawker commenter?

As an evolutionary anthropologist, how do you rebut the claims by fundamentalists that your "theory" of comedy is completely wrong and that comedy was only created 14 years ago when it slid out of the Virgin Margaret Cho's vuvla?

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Great

Since you told the Padres to "suck your dick", how many inquiries have you received from the San Diego archdiocese?

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You probably don't remember this, but I met you very briefly when you were in LA staying at the Sheraton. You called down to the front desk asking for nail clippers and I brought them up to you. I also was responsible for cleaning your room after your stay. I'm sure you get this all the time, but my question is:

The guy is clearly trolling for some pesky pole

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Dear Dr. Burke,

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Inspired.

For those unfamiliar with weightlifting lingo, "modesty tarp" is loosely translated to "Holly Mangold's singlet".

Serena Williams @serenawilliams:

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High, "A", Daytona Cubs

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