This reminds me of that Thanksgiving football game when the ref thought Jerome Bettis called "heads", when in actuality, he had simple said, "I just ate a tampon".

"In the feel-good story of the NFL offseason, D.J. Moore is on a mission to enlist plasma donors."

Careful, Ryan. She may look like a sexy freestyler with the goggles on, but in reality, she's more of a buttafly.

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Ricky describes his Access Consciousness breakthrough thusly:

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Not sure a +1 is the reply for this, so instead I'll give a [nods head in agreement]. That was perhaps the most self-serving and obnoxious eulogy I've ever read.

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Just saw this thanks to MBA. Great.

John Hollinger just updated his Playa Efficiency Ratings.

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The Daily Mail also noted that John Daly was "nearly capacitated" for his round.

These indiscretions may cost Hoppes his job, but his unique skill set will come in handy as he commands and controls the updates to his CV.

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"When viewing his entire catalogue, perhaps no other offering better demonstrates why the marble-mouthed, tone-deaf, albino failed to achieve the level of success of his island peers than the highly plagiaristic and heavy-handed 'Buffalo Enforcer'".

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