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These tweets are pretty surprising considering that Kansas City always appears at the bottom in the annual MLB Player's Roadbeef Polls.

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After arriving at the ballpark, a contrite Refsnyder admitted that he had learned a valuable lesson about stereotyping, then slowly trudged to the clubhouse and devoured the team mascot.

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It's no secret that the marriage is in trouble. Lin has been sleeping on the couch for months now.

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Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of pedigrees can glance at the bloodlines of Kentucky Derby winners as recently as the 1980s

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Which actors would you like to see portray the defense team in the inevitable L̶i̶f̶e̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ Cartoon Network movie?

This is clearly a petty attempt at payback after Wilson sued Rawlings for its role in a forgettable 2003 movie, Cast Aside, starring Steve Guttenberg and a moldy, misshapen baseball, stranded in a shopping mall fountain.

Damn, I think you got it.

Laugh all you want, but it's pretty clear that the rally naps worked in the bottom of the 9th.

Patient: Help Mr. EMT, help! He's was listening to his iPod and he just fell down and started convulsing. Can you die from awful music?

Patient: Help Mr. EMT, help! She's been in there for over an hour. Is there anything she might have taken?

Clearly, the saddest story herein is that a drunken and destitute Ric Flair shares an apartment with a 29 yr old "recovering wrestling nerd" in Coney Island.

Those Guys Have All The S̶u̶n̶ Rumple Minze

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[jumps up and down, clapping hands excitedly]