You’re an idiot if you think wiping or washing gets rid of literally millions of microscopic organisms.

Well not really, plain old soap isn’t going to kill e-coli, toilet paper definately won’t, and there’s no way in hell I’m bleaching my vagina. Motion and sweat will cause bacteria to move around in both genders, and even the cleanest woman in the world can’t escape the fact that the vagina and the anus are only…

You’d be surprised how many fecal particles are all over the place, even if you think you’ve cleaned yourself.

As a POC who is a native-born US citizen, this is beyond upsetting. I’m seriously considering starting to carry my passport and/or a copy of my damn birth certificate all the time.

As a POC who is a native-born US citizen, this is beyond upsetting. I’m seriously considering starting to carry my passport and/or a copy of my damn birth certificate all the time.

“An analysis by NPR found that between 2007 and 2015, 693 US citizens were detained in jails illegally at the request of immigration agents, and 818 citizens were held in detention centers.”

So it’s not about Trump?

Hey, remember when Hollywood Lefties thought paranoia about Russia was a bad thing?

It’s not paranoia if they really hacked your election.

NO. I WAS NOT READY FOR SPIKE WITH NON PEROXIDE BLONDE DAVID BOWIE HAIR. THE ILLUSION IS SHATTERED MY LIFE IS A LIE

I have to credit where it’s due: James Whitbrook came up with the headline. We had like fifteen, but his ended the pun run. It was the decisive winner.

an Opera spokesperson said that the VPN is a no-log service

No offense, but this seems really shady compared to other reputable options that are out there. Just google “Best VPN” and you’ll quickly find many options that have both free and inexpensive tiers of usage. Please remember that the entire point of VPN’ing your connection to hide data from ISP’s isn’t to route that…

As a frequent visitor to Death Valley, it’s a beautiful place with a diverse environment. Always worth a visit.

I really hope this does well.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

Can we just agree that everything Terry Gilliam has ever done belongs on this list? He's Minnesota's greatest export.

No Liquid Sky?