That is addressed in the article.

There is already a perfectly capable biodegradable straw on the market.

She could name her Thoughts and Prayers.  This would be the one instance that sending Thoughts and Prayers into a situation could actually make something better.

“She’s an elitist fraud!”

Ohhhh... you sweet summer child, bless your heart. 

We can’t possibly know if he would die on the sun or not.  Let’s just see.

Cause some jobs meet those criteria better than your fucking barre class

I think it’s best they stay together, to minimize the spread of their crazy.

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

1. I’m a cynic.
2. I know nothing about soccer or Messi.
3. I assume Messi put the ribbon in his sock right after the game because he knew the reporter would ask about it.

Look, I’m not saying I’m an expert on NBA free agency or contract strategy. But I think I have a surefire way for teams to get LeBron to sign with them. They just have to correctly interpret his unvoiced personal goals and provide whatever he needs in whatever way is best for him and helps him win championships and…

This level of overreaction is a bit much. It's scary, yeah, and yes he would have been "hauled off", but disappeared? Come the fuck on.

APAL - all politics are local

Looks like someone already set up an outpost a suspicious rock sitting there on the right to me...

Just a reminder that the real victims are not the children, but the members of the administration enabling this abuse being mildly inconvenienced when going out to eat. Please say a prayer for them. 

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

“They want walls? Give them their fucking walls.”

The version my mom gave me was, “Jesus says to turn the other cheek, but when you run out of cheeks break their face.” 

That’s kinda part of the joke, broseph.