FIFA: Come for the intense corruption off the field, stay for the ludicrous corruption on the field

This is why people hate soccer.

Yours is the right take if the father in question is doing any fathering, it’s generally assumed that Trump children are raised by wolves and nannies.

This is the worst take.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

“And your final score, it’s the MAGAs over the Butteremails 6 to 4...”

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Economic anxiety again rears its ugly head.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

Did you seriously just reach that hard? I didn’t mention gender, so where are you right now? And how exactly am I “wand-waving”? You missed the point because you wanted to disagree. That’s fine. Good for you with your links. My sympathy wasn’t for him, it was for the lives of the kids who are watching and engaging…

It is way, way different than a last-second shot in basketball. Which involves a whole lot more made goals. This thing is 1-1 into stoppage time and whaddya know, the better team scores.

Would Young be able to say he acted in self-defense as the guy was running more or less directly at him? If a drunk asshole runs onto the field, there’s no telling what he’s likely to do. (I’m not saying Young was in danger or acting in self-defense, just wondering if it’s a legit defense in court if he/the team/the…

The NFL could learn a thing or two...face slap, squirt with water, cutting edge concussion protocol there.

This is why AI will never take over until it can predict the idiocy and randomness of humans.

You’d think that someone as well-traveled and historically influential as ol’ Marco would be a little more open-minded and accepting, but I guess...oh, wait, hang on...I’m being informed that I’m actually thinking of famed 13th century merchant, writer, and explorer Marco Polo, and that this guy is just some ding-dong…

Wait ... is that why we haven’t seen Melania in a while? Did she get deported for lying on her green card application?

You never once considered why anybody would do that huh? Or what they might have been told to lead them to do it. Or what kind of situation they might be in to risk it all like this.

“How dare he try to work towards a better life for himself and his son!!”

Well the United States did unleash the War on Drugs that’s causing these folks to flee their countries, so yes...

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?