Oh my God, you’re totally right. I completely forgot that THEY HATE OUR FREEDOM TO EAT DELICIOUS AMISH CHICKEN AND PRODUCE!

I think I remember those days. Now, it’s in this glass/brick enclosure and there’s a serpentine line, average wait is probably about 15 minutes or so, but in line time, that can be FOREVER.

Thanks! I didn’t even realize I did an “East/Midwest/West” thing until just now rereading it. It’s my writer’s brain, I guess, creating a pattern unconsciously. Missed the South though, but that entire region’s inferiority complex has been well documented.

Sixers fits better. AND I’M DOWN WITH THE PROCESS! But I can look at it from both sides and say, yeah, this could work, and nothing before really worked so what’s the difference, but man it’s a total shitshow right now. A fun shitshow!

True, the Zoo is pretty rad. I love this city. I’m just not above calling it out on a lot of its bullshit.

Congratulations on getting out! It’s beautiful, and, if I recall correctly, boring as fuck. (Eagles training camp attendee for many years.)

Bryan’s story reminds me of the time when I scored my first double digit (ok, ok, first double field goal) game in elementary school. I was so excited and I came home and told everyone, because fuck if my family would come out on a weekend to watch their nerdy kid play sports and you know, make friends or build…

Edit: Strikethrough entire text, replace with “Treat them like humans.”

Nope, we all should be robots treat each other exactly the same and should never ever even pretend to want to have sex with others, and we should learn to be more polite, as to avoid ever possibly offending someone or using them for our own devices, which is literally how human behavior has developed over generations…

Jesus Christ, some of the comments here.

Because they’re dicks and it isn’t their lives?

Question for Chargers (And honestly, any) fans reading this, in reference to both Jay’s comment (“So where does this team end up? Who gives a shit. My HDTV signal is excellent.”) and the Sophie’s Choice proposition Nick elucidated: If your team relocates, do you remain a fan of the team? Especially under such…

Thanks for chiming in and proving my words true, but in the pejorative sense rather than the playful sense it was intended! Have fun out there!

Troll game is ON POINT. Please God, let Rex make him an honorary captain for the Jets games. I ask for so little.

Welcome to the internet—it’s a terrible and stupid place where sometimes magic happens. Stupidly.

Wa da tah, my man. I’m gonna sine yo pitty on the runny kine.

Those who think landscape is the only way to shoot are behind the times.

How dare he do what he thinks is best for his family! He should be ashamed of himself, and internet commenters are exactly the people to do that shaming. Thanks for being there!

Way late to this party, but I cut my NFL fandom teeth on Tecmo Super Bowl, where the Seahawks were indeed AFC West. It took me years to accept them as an NFL team. I’m not sure I still do.

I guarantee the NY Post will have a headline over the next few weeks that says “Welcome to Pettycoat Junction.” Because the Post is the worst.