Rockettes?

Forever alone...

Given the way penguins store food and hold eggs on their feet, can they just act as their own U-hauls after the second date?

One of the fundamental goals of social programs is to provide the poor with better opportunities. The problem with low income housing in America is that low income housing is always too highly concentrated. So instead of exposing the less fortunate to better resources, new ideas and different lifestyles, activists and…

Such an underrated film, the best of Hepburn's by far, IMO. And Kay Thompson is the bomb.

Like he steals his mummified placenta from the mantel next to his participant awards for chess and synchronized water yoga and eats it after roasting over a chemical laced fire made from reusable shopping bags that used to be 10 plastic bottles? And it tastes just like teriyaki chicken flavored tempeh?

How am I supposed to both eat my placenta AND leave it attached to my kid for a week?? Do I just nibble here and there while it's attached? You just can't win.

That's ok. Mine would say, "Karen passive aggressively throws your stuff in your room, because the idea of clutter makes her skin crawl. Karen also comes with two deaf cats that she shaves to prevent hair from getting everywhere."

Thank god I am married. If I had to make this ad it would say things like " Elizabeth will pretend that you're not there when really into her book!" "Elizabeth not only cleans the kitchen she will tell you how to do it too!" "Seriously, don't ever touch her food!"

Is Lauren in graphic design or advertising? If not, Lauren is obviously Quite Modest and not Overly Dramatic at all, so I'm sure Lauren would never create Roommate Drama.

Bill de Blasio for mayor! Christine Quinn = Bloomberg Lite.

I've always said that if municipalities like this claim that they want to not be part of the greater republic, then so be it. Cut them off from all services and tax benefits. Give them nothing. Hell, put up checkpoints on the roads that they have to cross to even get into the US. And if any of them crosses…