$450 for a fucking NES clone? Are you people out of your minds?

Why would you put “peek a boo” on the shell? Wouldn’t it make more sense on the slug? Or not at all. It’s not like whoever you are shooting is going to see it either way. It’s really just a silly action movie trope that only make sense with magic time slowing/stopping powers and is otherwise really dumb.

Alright, moving south Florida up on my list of “places the zombie plague will probably start.”

So if Nazis want something we are just supposed to give it to them and shun it forever? I don’t think the Jewish community would jive with that thought process.

My friend and I were discussing this very workaround. I suggested calling fetuses “presentient collections of cells.” See how that messes with their anti-abortion zeal.

Including America. Or as it will be called, New Russia.

He should be put to death for that name alone.

If god has really written out our lives, wouldn’t that include being gay or having an abortion? If so isn’t Moore essentially claiming he knows better than god? Either way I’m pretty sure god would (will?) have choice words for a “man” that targets 14 year olds when he’s in his 30s.

Someone teach this piece of garbage what universal truth means. God didn’t even write the book that’s about him, he certainly didn’t “author” my life, and my liberty is inspite of religious zealots like Moore, not because of it. TL;DR: fuck Moore with a splintery cross.

The one time I hope Christians are right so this piece of shit can spend the next eternity getting his just deserts in hell.

Ill wait for snopes to double check your analysis but I will say at first glance it seems on the up and up.

It is genuinely frightening.

I get what she’s saying but “They should be dealt with” sounds pretty scary coming from anyone trump adjacent.

There is absolutely no justification for this. It is completely antagonistic to the average person. Its been said a million times but somehow it still shocks me just how completely, utterly, comically evil the Orange Julius and everyone he hires is.

When I first saw the trailer my first thought was “is this a “secret” Hellboy tie in a la Split?”

That headline seems awfully long... here, let me just...

Wait what?! Somehow I’d never seen the bit about her being elected Democrat. How in the hell did that ever fly? What’s the opposite of a log cabin republican? Sewer dwelling democrat?

The only good that could possibly come of this is if as soon as the last of these psychopaths entered the building they closed and locked the doors then all the walls fell away reveling it to be a giant cage. It would then be airlifted to the closest active volcano and dropped in.

What. The. Fuck. Martial arts? He didn’t leap out at them from a dark alley you dumb windbag.

I can’t star this enough.