He probably licks all the sandwiches before he starts eating, and if he gets full just throws the extras away.

That is way too respectful of a way to go out. He doesn’t deserve to share anything with Elvis. He should have a heart attack while getting pissed on by a Russian hooker.

He can only hold so much with those tiny hands. I’m surprised it isn’t just like 4 kids meals.

Only the dumb ones.

It’s either a chocolate malt or a chocolate malted milkshake. If I ever actually worked at McDonald’s and you asked me for a “chocolate malted” I will absolutely put chocolate sauce and malt powder on a burger and hand it to you.

Ironic insults and childish behavior do not make you look like the reasonable one here. He has a legitimate argument, pull your fingers out of your ears and join the conversation like an adult or don’t say anything at all.

You know what they say, location location location doesn’t really matter when you are raping someone you fucking rapist.

If there were any real justice in this world his sentence would have been “slowly lowered into acid.” Not terribly strong acid mind you, not enough to kill. Just enough to make his outside appearance match his inner monster.

I guess we’ve come full circle, now the monsters cause the climate disasters and then deny it.

Game(s) as bad as that don’t deserve art as good as this.

But giving unproven, barely held together companies million dollar contracts has been working so well, why would you want to try anything else? Surely someone in the administration has a half brother living in their moms basement that owned a hammer at least once that could use a job.

I only lay awake at night worrying about when humans are going to wipe out humans. If the Earth does it, well, that’s just self defense at this point.

Considering I expected 2017 to be the last year, I guess a bad year is still a positive? Is this the world we live in now? Where every day that doesn’t end in nuclear fire is as close as we get to a win?

But then wouldn’t you also have to have some sort of verification that you either tattood the signiture on yourself or gave the tattoo artist the power of your signiture for at least that one instance?

Heh, “meth”odology.

Ha that’s a real funny joke guys but no seriously what are you going to do about this very real and very serious problem?

I’m sure he also sends his thoughts and prayers.

Nah, he absolutely sits down to pee. But if he didn’t, yes, he would leave it up every time.

Never in my life. But you know... I respect women... and I don’t have the mentality of a 15 year old. So I guess I’ll never be president.

I guess when they said the South would rise again they ment they would just make the entire country an intolerable shithole until every half decent person leaves.