How can this scumbag fucking hypocrite even think the words “fake news” after retweeting 100% proven undeniably fake racist videos? That level of hypocrisy should cause a spacial event where he gets spontaneously sucked into his own asshole.

What does it say about the world when the first think I think when I see “HIV cases” is “Who sexually assaulted someone and gave them HIV?” rather than just cases of people with HIV.

What the hell is that sword design? Am I not supposed to see two dildos?

SeaQuest DSV reboot when?

I wonder if when he pardoned the turkey he whispered under his breath “but only the white parts.”

“”utility-style” net neutrality rules”

“”utility-style” net neutrality rules”

Is this a peek into what would happen at the Kardashian kompound if (when?) they finally fall out of relevance? Can you imagine the droves of people that would line up to rummage through that dumpster pile?

You are going to be mighty busy if you write a post for every racist being racist. Sure “#1 digital country music download” might make it sound news worthy but surely that’s like being the #1 bakery that exclusively sells day old white frostingless cupcakes. Most people only go there because their parents did and they…

Satan was genderless (and fictional) and women tell fart jokes. Everything else checks out.

BRB got my Dyson and a solar battery, gonna save the world.

Gee who would have thought a self aggrandizing asshole bullshit artists like Dunham would be an asshole full of bullshit. Its almost like the world would undeniably be a better place if she suddenly lost the ability to comminicate in any way.

Theres such a thing as too much turkey to eat?

Come on Twitter. You know which account needs to be deverifyied. The same one that should have been kept dead after that brave employee left. When he inevitably declares war using your platform those deaths are on your head.

So to clarify, shitty mass produced statues of 100% racist traitors to the country must be protected at all costs, national historic landmarks, fuck that shit, chop it up and sell it off. Calling these people scum would be an insult to scum.

You mean Funko Pops right? Both stores near me have basically become Funko Pop storefronts that happen to have some games.

Wait... wait I’ve got it! CAH buys land to stop the wall, gives it to the people. Trump and his goons try to take the land, through legal means and when that takes too long, force. The people get guns and form a constitutionally recognized militia to defend our lands. They need to choose between defending the wall and…

This is still heartbreaking, our honeymoon was on St. John and last we heard the resort we stayed at is shuttered till at least 2019. Obviously something like that is well down the list of stuff that needs fixing but tourism is an important part of their economy.

Needing to find ridiculous loopholes by redefining words in silly ways to give basic decency to living creatures. Honestly we can’t even treat actual humans with decency so not sure that’s the best tactic to begin with. Dolphin Overloards for president 2020.

Some people think Donald Trump regularly molests then eats puppies. Hmm? Oh no not me, some people. You’d have to ask them for the proof.