I hate this so much I am mad at you for telling me about it.

Um, have you watched TV lately? This shit is still present. I think there was a paper towel commercial just a couple of years ago where the dad and kids "hilariously" attempted to clean up after themselves. Mom arrives and saves the day with paper towels.

OH NO WOMAN DID SOMETHING SEXUAL NOW THAT'S ALL SHE'LL EVER BE!!!!

Or maybe you're a misogynistic asshole who thinks that being smart and sexy are mutually exclusive and we should treat women like shit for being sexy while affirming the idea that that is the only important thing about them.

*Adam Levine, the human equivalent of throwing up in your mouth a little bit and then having to swallow it back down.

t h e r e i s a s e x u a l l y e x p l i c i t t a p e o f a m i n o r t h a t i s w h a t c h i l d p o r n is.

just in case one dies, you've got an extra in the trunk

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

...Jayne, is that you?

I see a twist like in "The Usual Suspects" coming when the homeowner remarks to the confused officer who has just let the feline burglar outside, "Cat? I don't own a cat."

The guy is a regular William Butler Yeast.

From the moment a man engages in conversation with someone who might find him attractive, he wants to show his penis v. v. much. He is sure this person wants to see his penis v. v. much. His phone, as it happens, has a camera. He has trouble keeping any other thought in his head. Should he ask, or should be simply…

What some people sneeringly refer to as "being politically correct" is what others refer to as being respectful of others. Radical concept, I know.

(Hope's sister is that cat.)

"I voted for a girl and I liked it."

I thought of this guy. Needles would say that.

Uh, every bit of this bananas. 6 pregnancy tests?? SIX? And nothing?? And then the fact that a 32 week old fetus ALREADY weighed 9 pounds?? How big would he have been if he'd gone full term?!

I liked How It Should Have Ended better.