I really want Chicken in Trousers...
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Oh, damn 2020 all to hell.
Clean...the oven? Read more
Fuck these rich idiots.
Darn. I saw the words ‘Swan Song’ and thought it was the Robert McCammon novel. *one of my favorite apocalyptic books*
People Magazine has just announced their 2020 Sexiest Man Alive and it’s none other than Creed and Black Panther star Michael B. Jordan. Read more
I was expecting that particular scream and was disappointed.
Well, I’m an asexual space lobster, and I demand representation!
That’s all you needed to see to know what kinda woman she is.
Oh, man, I’m praying for a bunch of fires.
She’ll have money, so she’ll get herself a younger boytoy.
Even if none of this is true just the idea of Twitler worrying about going broke/going to jail/being held accountable for anything is balm to my wounds.
Do you follow Lil Nas X on Twitter? He’s awesome and very funny.
Oh, I so want us to make it back to a somewhat functioning country again.
I’m a Stephen King fan from way back, and listen, Steve - the book went off the rails! Under the Dome was in desperate need of a editor with the balls to chop that manuscript in half.
I literally could not believe my eyes as I watched the returns roll in. Sure, there were going to be racist POSs who were gonna vote again for Twitler...but so many of them?! This country is on the verge of collapse. Even with a Biden win the horrid deplorables won’t slink back into the undergrowth. They’ve been… Read more
America is a stupid, stupid country.
Hey, I know that guy!
Lovely.
I’d go back to an April night in 2009. I’d go to my parents’ house, bang on the door, and tell my mother when she answered that my father was not having just an ordinary bad headache but a brain aneurysm and to get him to the hospital now, so he would still recover, but his outlook would be better than it was. Read more