some point between 3 million and 12,000 years

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Chill.

Too bad it’s being waisted on this piece of shit. 

You mean Blak?

Jalopnik pointing out proofreading mistakes. Ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

I love, love my Marmot Minimalist: https://www.marmot.com/minimalist-waterproof-jacket/40330.html

I love, love my Marmot Minimalist: https://www.marmot.com/minimalist-waterproof-jacket/40330.html

Mick Jagger just tweeted this video of Keith Richards recording material for the new album. They’re both in their mid-70s (!) and this is how they’re living.

Came here for Airplane! jokes, leaving satisfied. 

There’s E.coli, botulism and polonium to name a few.

There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes.

The vent-to-door ratio on this car is extreme. It should be called the Multiventador.

We know the artist

Thank you, Simone...

That opening gif is not representative of the reaction she would have. That’s more of an “Oh you..” instead of the more real “What the fuck Adam?!”.

To illustrate just how bonkers this lap was, he averaged 160 mph for the lap. I mean, holy shit.

Looks like nothing to me

The front fell off.

The containment band will only stop blades. If the hub fractures and let go, there is no stopping that.