I'll just leave this here...

You will pry my high heals from my cold, dead, mangled, old lady feet.

YES.

... I'm having too much fun with this.

::sigh::

Maybe the Prez keeps his binders well hidden.

I'm glad I could help!

I'm sorry. I stopped reading when I found out I am black. I, too, consider bagels to be solely a cream-cheese delivery vehicle.

There's a Chrome extension called GifMe. You sign up for an account and you can get them anywhere!!! You can sort and tag them too!

:D

I wouldn't be surprised if those dancers requested the sunglasses so it would be harder to recognize them. Ugh.

No, but I DID take my underwear and wedge it as far up my asscrack as it will go, to maximize cheek display.

So, Jezebel's message for Women's Equality Day is "things are worse than ever?"

vagina-clack

The first thing I thought was, "Oh look, it's Cultural Appropriation Barbie and her troupe of African-American Harajuku girls!"

Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.

I've always said that if municipalities like this claim that they want to not be part of the greater republic, then so be it. Cut them off from all services and tax benefits. Give them nothing. Hell, put up checkpoints on the roads that they have to cross to even get into the US. And if any of them crosses…

"An album that has been forgotten by many"

I thought of a bunch more but the only one that made me laugh was 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Buttfuck."

What about Missionary Style: Impossible? Lots of room for sequels with that one.