“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

Trolling? Nope, I was dead serious, that’s definitely a picture of Jon Jones. For reference, this is Terry Crews:

This is just so ridiculous that people are continuing to harass a random game developer, just because his name is also Jon Jones, and they didn’t bother to look at any of his information. Folks on the internet just don’t even care about being accurate anymore.

“Yes.”

$880k at -550 sure sounds like money laundering, no?

Why did they slow down the video?

I mean this is all some evil genius plan right? Like he knows Mayweather is looking at this clip and is just trolling us all?

No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

If the Statue of Liberty is ever destroyed in a terrorist attack, the odds will be 50/50 as to whether it’s Al-Qaeda or the GOP that is behind it.

I respect that Lane Kiffin doesn’t take himself seriously, unlike many universities.

Remember, they got Al Capone for tax evasion, and not any of his real crimes.

If MLB wants to suspend Joe West for a joke, I’m OK with that. They clearly can’t suspend him for his rampaging ego or awful job performance, so let’s suspend him every time makes a joke until he goes away.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

I think I might be a Josh Rosen fan now. Any time you can savage Alabama and the bullshit hypocrisy of the cognitive dissonance that is the student-athlete, that gets an A-OK from me.

While you would rather be terrible in LA than terrible in Buffalo (sensible!), coolian2 is pointing out that being terrible in LA is ALSO superior to being good in Buffalo, because the terribleness of Buffalo is all-consuming.

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.