Poor guy probably doesn’t even know how badly Tomi Lahren is going to EVISCERATE him on periscope today.

As a Penn State alum, I can confirm a quiet but steadily growing consensus that James Franklin can recruit well but maybe cannot coach at all.

I thought Luann was sort of not bad.

What’s the most common food that you can’t stand to eat? I hate eggs.

I’m 32, and I first remember hearing that Magic Johnson had AIDS. I knew it was a big thing, if not knowing what it actually was or how you got it.

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I cannot stress enough how badly you are misreading this court’s opinion. You can barf out the phrase “evidence of record” as many times as you want but the Judge in this case did not weigh that testimony and write “yes, I find it more likely than not that this testimony was accurate.”

I don’t think this opinion says what you think it says.

So an NFL team decided not to use a high draft pick on a player who apparently uses substances banned by the NFL, and your response boils down to “come on - he’s in college! Everyone does that stuff!” Yes, how completely and utterly irrational of the Ravens.

Thought of a paycheck written in poop is pretty funny tho.

I live in Chicago and would trade my left nut for them to open a Buddy's goddamned Pizza location somewhere here. Detroit has delicious fucking pizza that really flies under the radar.

A buddy of mine was working for a law firm representing some bidders involved in the 2009 sale of the Rangers. As part of the due diligence on this project, my friend would occasionally find himself needing to facilitate communication between his clients and the Rangers' President at the time, Mr. Nolan Ryan. In 2009,…

“First of all, the word “segregation” is a really loaded one in American history. If it’s not meant to be an allegory, then Rowling needs an American editor to tell her that she can’t throw the word around like this.”

(Hey, guy. Shut the fuck up.)

The Vines

As I read this account - the car was already there and running and the valet didn’t go get it after Manziel showed up dragging Crowley behind him - probably nothing. Good Samaritan laws are only a shield to liability - you can’t be held liable for failing to intervene in that situation. The only exception I could see…

Don’t worry - nobody gives a shit with or without this clarification.

Because in the world of contrarian click-bait dreck, just one article shitting on a $45 billion charitable donation isn’t enough.

I went to a Catholic high school that was connected to the cathedral for our diocese (translation for non-Catholics: the biggest church around). The building itself was old, and the church was this big, stone, Gothic-looking thing as most cathedrals tend to be. The school itself had been around since the 1910’s and…

One finger instead of two and the palm is facing the wrong way, but otherwise there's definitely a resemblance.