CO2 cloud of death, hmmm?? Pipe, don't fail me now!!

Stimulate training at high altitude, like pole dancing in Denver?

Now if you want to get some really serious cardio, might I suggest the moose suit:

Oooh, good eye. Sorry, not responsible for the illegal modifications you've made. Lawsuit dismissed!!

Fiyaahh, its Australian for phone.

So, you're from Jersey?

And if we've learned anything, it's that Apple is terrible at marketing. Wait...

just wondering that myself.. seems odd to take a surface to air missile into a riot, maybe a roman candle or something?

it's not big, tho you can't walk far in frozen pants.

Very interesting! I do it like this...

I'm sorry, these need to be cross marketed by at least one rapper to be taken seriously.

Awww!!! Unfortunately, I think I left my tiny violin in a bar :(

Yeah, I can't resell a digital comic for any profit. pass.

or "iPlay"

Is that a fog machine in your pocket, or was it something I said?

we all know ancient cancer cancer is the worst kind.

I refuse to purchase anything that wont accept a gallon of milk. The car dealership is still pissed.

we have entered a whole new world of butt dialing.

scaled down??? no way, I want to ride in one!!

What sort of btu does it put out? I'll need real numbers before I replace my cat scarf.