oh damn, time travel was involved?? the previous story was regarding a tablet running "windows 8"

You should also know how to read before purchasing power tools.

If you can't safely use a hammer, you shouldn't be looking for a power tool to replace it. #my2cents

I remember my first after effects.

it sure is pretty. I dunno though, I'd think there would be some issues with warping or shrinkage? Actually, now that I think of it, I suppose we're all trying to avoid those problems.

biometrics are different than fingerprint scanners. Don't you watch...eh, nevermind.

oh, I am to go for it. #corrections

for a second, I thought this was a pillow with a flexible LCD screen. (much cooler)

I liked the part when it ended best.

business is booming!

wait, so your saying different people like different apps??

but would you be surprised if it looked like this?

put the bong down, hippy.

This guy has made a career out of mediocrity. Are we surprised he's using an iPhone accessory that Urban Outfitters sold 3 years ago?

damn, looks like you've finally built up enough rage to move out of moms basement.. congrats!

Looks like my information has not been compromised. Unfortunately, I find my self in a precarious predicament. I'm in London on vacation, and my wallet has been stolen at a local pubs. Please, send teh monies immediately so i may return home safely!!

ultraviolet light is a bitch.. I've found Soft scrub with bleach works best ;)

see?? anyone can be a hacker!! wasn't that satisfying? now your liable for theft.

yeah, that's super clever!! I'm sure TSA will think you're a genius!!