The “he wants a fresh start” is the most infuriating part of all of this to me. It’s just so fucking infantile.

Tennys is from Tennessee and plays tennis.

I’m going to guess the price is a “she wants me to sell, but I don’t want to” price. Low enough to almost seem reasonable to wife, but not actually low enough to sell.

I have no inside knowledge, and I’ll probably get this totally wrong, but I’ve gotta think it snowballed. They tried to cover up the first few reports to cover their own asses, then the next few, and then they realized the problem was way bigger than their pathetic, self-serving, miserable, piece of shit organization…

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

MAYO IS GOOD*

When I become a dad, dad rock will be things like Tool, Nine Inch Nails, RATM, KORN, Third Eye Blind (hell yeah), Deftones, not that bullshit glamour “metal”. I will drive them to kindergarten every morning and they’re going to be so goddamn amped up from the music that they’ll punch a fucking hole through their…

I mean yes, he sounds a dick, but I think you are burying the lede here, which is that there is a professional tennis player named “Tennys”.

So they created a weapon. Thoughts of prometheus come to mind

The US government spends 7 million dollars per minute. I’m of the opinion that perhaps we shouldn’t push the on button next time.

My favorite is when I see a mattress strapped to the roof of a car and it’s folded back in half.

This is why we need more “like Uber, but for trucks” companies. I know they do exist, but they’re not everywhere yet.

Reminder: United has scored more goals than Arsenal at this point even without Sanchez.

Well... so far it’s;

If it’s any consolation, at least you didn’t just lose to Swansea.

Yes.

I’m still trying to figure out exactly what you think Simon did wrong? She suspended Nassar and opened a Title IX investigation. What else was she supposed to do with the information she had?

You know, I don’t have any kids but I don’t have any problem being completely outraged and horrified over a decades long sexual abuse case.

I hope the right person was convicted.

Like many people, I saw that this was a 16y/o and was prepared to write this off as another spoiled kid (half my HS drove jeeps like this) and assume the parents would just buy them a new one.