One of these days i wanna join the ongoing quest to make an “s70/2" out of a bored/stroked s70/1 with s50 heads (one chopped and flipped) and test it.

I’m here for you.

This is such a Brad comment. 

Lighten up, Francis.

Take a deep breath Brad.

First things first, this guy is an asshole.

After watching so much Top Gear, when i see Prius written some where, i pronounce it pry-us.

Ooooh, does he say the word “quirk” in this one?!

Is there any other kind?

What’s louder? The VTEC intake honk or the Honda reverse gear whine?

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

Parsh Fan* Falls Into Deep Hole of Agony and Woe, Lamborghini Spits Down the Hole, Life Meaningless Once More

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

“The bodily-fluids level ... sir, it’s off the charts.”

“I’ll sYc for $75,000. Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred.”

Its not a “Vomit Fee”.

Benlama: Been there too...not on a test drive but I had a coworker who just would not take a hint. One day he made the mistake of slapping my ass on the showroom floor (which is completely monitored by cameras). So I just calmly walked up to the business manager and had her look at the footage. She pretty much said…

I like Long’s roof.

not knowing all the words, i suspect.