Well we know he’s not familiar with Cytherea’s work, or the waterfalls would have been dismantled by now.

See, this looks like a great place to take in a baseball game. Unlike today’s Coliseum, aka The World’s Largest Outdoor Relapse.

The North London Rams

That’s more of a meth dream with a garnish of bath salts.

And then we’d all end up on KP.

I’m also an Eagles fan, but I’m not about to give Ron Mexico a pass for this.

A minute in, this is fucking sick.

Narcissist with sociopathic tendencies?

It was a perfect storm of microaggression, a sloppy, wet “fuck you” to hip-hop culture and black men. Kendrick just happened to be a stand-in for Kanye.

“You Belong With Me”.

“Honey, don’t forget the branding iron’s in the trunk!”

Okay, this post does it. My next man cave is going to have a record player.

Okay, this post does it. My next man cave is going to have a record player.

Can’t really go wrong with anything from them from 1974-82.

Can’t really go wrong with anything from them from 1974-82.

Thank you. Love The Nightfly, love Aja more.

Thank you. Love The Nightfly, love Aja more.

How much longer before Compubox becomes a sabermetric?

Sad but true.

You need better friends.

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

Sloths have been forever ruined for me.

J. Howard Marshall