It’s better than therapy, really.

He looks like Gary Busey fucked a bottle of thalidomide.

USC hasn’t started practicing yet?

Literally the one thing that hasn’t changed in 11 years.

Let me be among the first to remind you that in addition to the atrocities listed above, Stan Kroenke also owns the Arsenal football club.

That’s the Free Space (the irony!) on my card.

It took me a solid ten years to get used to the (after)taste of diet soda.

Not this many. I went to a game 3 years ago. It has to be seen to be believed.

Why wait? Sportscenter’s been dead lately.

He certainly doesn’t have any balls.

I had never read that article before. What a contemptible fuckstain.

Jesus saves... every couple of hours so he doesn’t lose his work.

Beelzebub has an orange set aside for me... for meeeeee... FOR MEEEEEEE...

I was expecting this story to somehow involve Tiger’s Perkins waitress mistress and a bucket of Nair.

They haven’t lost 100 games in my lifetime, which means I still have nine weeks to kill myself.

So all Kluwe had to do was commit a hate crime?

I was thinking more along the lines of Myrcella and Tommen.

Jackson Poolock

What the Cubs did to Bryant was some fuck shit.

A “lazy brown people” take that doesn’t emanate from McGregor or Trump. I’ll give partial credit for novelty.