I would personally pay for a tailor to sew an “X” on there if he gets one from the school that just says “Malcolm”, but then nobody would learn their lesson. I hope they sue.

I don’t want to defend Chevy Chase’s assholism, but there does seem to be plenty of evidence that Dan Harmon wasn’t entirely blameless in that little spat as well.

I mean Rippon is a really pretty young man...

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

HAHA I bet she also brags about america being a land of hard work and success at parties, when she bitches about political correctedness and why POC are disproportionately poor (I am of course not assuming you were working at a store through college because you were poor).  

If Serena Williams had to argue for the scan, you know any other black woman in similar circumstances likely would have died. It’s just wrong.

A wise person once said “We don’t need a Justin Timberlake anymore, we have a Bruno Mars.”

I hear you, but I think what he was trying to do was trying to issue a preemptive rebuttal to the “slavery happened x years ago” and “black people are not discriminated against” at the same time they’re howling “you have enough rights” types.

In other news... water is in fact wet.

What’s weird about it? He’s just saying that we’re not talking about an event that happened in the past; this type of shit happens all the time, every day.

“Mom says Ex-Boyfriend is person of interest in daughter’s death.”

There are a lot of people with that same fear of dogs.

Emotional support animals just don’t belong on planes anymore than any other pet. Service animals, sure. ESAs are another thing entirely.

How about you let their bodies get cold before you start in on this shit? You think that reflex to make up a reason why a tragedy was the victim’s fault will keep you safe? If you die everyone will say it’s your fault too.

The thing is, I found out a while back that the dogs don’t have to go through some sort of training, you don’t need a note from a psychiatrist...anyone can just register their dog for about $80 and buy a ‘support animal’ vest. I learned this from a guy walking through security next to me with his yellow lab. He just…

I worked with a woman who was terrified of birds. I can just imagine her reaction to an emotional support peacock.

“Those comments were made without having any knowledge I would ever be here”

So it’s cool to say this about a woman only if you aren’t going to meet her/be her cohost??? okay wtf kind of logic is that.

“I’m actually very, very respectful to female co-hosts,”

I don’y even know what you mean about the Italian cosmetics company but I’m already sighing

Side note:was it me,or was Alicia high AF?

Nonsense. Houston was nearly as talented as Keys.