This Video of a Crane Collapsing in Manhattan Is Your Worst Nightmare bad.

I suppose hating on the inexplicable hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory for portraying nerds poorly is like hating the birds for singing: it’s just what they do

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Every set of bones at the ‘henge belongs to a woman who tried to find her Jamie Fraser.

If a real zebra ever escapes these guys are fucked. Zebras are the jerks of the equine world and can be vicious.

Exactly. Vacation fling. We’ve all been there.

Madeleine is correct.

I think she forgot she’s Kim Basinger?

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

I see a long future in the greys for myself.

I YELLED “OH NO”

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.