In a home where language like that is not tolerated, mister.

Yeah, it’s ambiguously worded, isn’t it.?

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up and they hold it above their heads and say, “What?! You said put it up!”

It’s not explicitly clear, but if that $40m guaranteed in the first two years is the total for all 6, he should be batting that shit away. NFL players’ contracts are bullshit, I am pro-any player using his leverage to make sure he gets paid no matter what.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

Just about everyone I have read on The Undefeated other than Wilbon.

All of this. What’s funny is, I haven’t been this positive on ESPN’s rotation in years. If they can somehow manage to push Stephen A off a cliff, I’d be back on the bandwagon.

On the commentating side: I thought Stu Holden was pretty solid last night, except for one thing. He kept mentioning CRC playing a back three on the ball and reverting to a 5-man defence without. He kept calling the wingbacks “wingers that will defend” but never once called them wingbacks, which is what they were.

I…

Let’s remember some guys.

I too thought the use of the word tribunal was odd. Maybe Tennis is some sci fi dystopian sport being played in the present.

Dan Le Batard. Papi, of course.

Adnan Virk

Simmons believes that his firing was the result of a conspiracy:

Bomani Jones.

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…

Two years seems excessive for someone who’s outlived her average countryman’s life expectancy.

Losing to the Reds should count as two losses, and beating them should count as nothing.