Some of the reality outside of the U.S.?

I think that he has the...

But Hogwarts is a public school, I believe Rowling has stated tuition is free. Only things parents would have to pay for are robes, wands, and such, which they’d also have to pay for in a local school if it existed.

Bullshit. If the Ministry of Magic covered all the costs then Harry would not have needed to buy his books with his parents money.

I prefer to think that declining enrollment simply meant more families were choosing to send their children to local, public wizard day schools rather than paying all the extra to send them off to a fancy private boarding school.

That’s what I plan on doing if I ever write a novel: leave a lot of open ended questions and vague hints, let the fans come up with complex theories, then choose the best one and pretend it was my plan all along.

You even proved it with math. Well done! :D

Here’s my fan theory: big movie sets + more extras = more money.

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

I’ve had a splinter in the palm of my hand for about two years now. After a certain point in time, don’t they enact squatter’s rights?

That’s the draw of show business, paying one’s dues, to be willing to do “anything” to get that fame, that admiration.

What I find troubling is... How many people did they give splinters to ON PURPOSE so they could film the removal?

Tomorrow on LH; “How to Fix a Booboo.”

I’m sick and tired of high-paid, high-powered men in fancy clothes telling me what to do. “Don’t play football.” “Don’t drive over the speed limit.” “Grab a towel and wipe that mayonnaise off your body, and what the hell are you doing in my office? Is that....is that a five gallon jug labeled ‘horse urine?’ Get out of…

Well shit. My keeper league draft was last night and I took Nyquist in the third round.

Rex Ryan responded, “Yeah, Doug stuck his foot in his mouth real good. It was quite a show. But enough about my interview for the coaching position. What did he say about player safety?”

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

I know MST3K fans are hardcore, but this is a little out of hand.

The last Drake in a wheelchair turned out OK.