One of my motorcycle ten commandments: spend more on gear than you do on your first bike.

Off topic, sorry, but why not have an actual photo of yourself in your avatar, Jerry? Here you go, buddy:

“An electric wall, you say? Iiiiinteresting....”
- the pretendsident

I’ll just leave this here: https://istrumpatmaralago.org/

There’s a certain level of oblivious sociopathy needed to procure drugs for a death sentence under false pretenses.

I dont think Trump even knows how he sees himself.

Bull. Shit.

Only in your dreams, and Kim-Jong-Un’s, will he ever have enough firepower to annihilate the USA, or ever come close. In a few years he might be able to take out a small chunk of a city, which would definitely suck for the people who lived in that city, if he was lucky and the rocket didn’t fall to pieces on the way.…

He’s right: the Civil War was unnecessary. The South didn’t need to use slave labor and could have abolished it. The South didn’t need to form and army or an ad hoc government. They didn’t need to make a terribly backed currency or try and be an independent country.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

Thanks to Mel Brooks, at least we don’t have to wonder what the recruitment process for the extra border patrol agents will look like.

The Post got the 33,000 new beds figure wrong. The memo says ICE has “identified” 21,000 beds for long-term (>72 hours) detention, but only has contracts for another 1,700 and would need more money to buy more. It also says CBP has IDd space for 12,000 more people to be held in short-term (<72 hrs) detention. The…

Kid was desperate for the szechuan sauce. He just couldn’t wait 9 more years.

Sleeper pick for the worst pick of this bunch? Justin Gilbert. Yes, he was bad in the way all Browns picks are bad—he was lousy at football and out of the league before his rookie contract expired—but just look at the next NINE picks in that first round: Anthony Barr, Eric Ebron, Taylor Lewan, Odell Beckham, Aaron…

I missed the first 7 movies. Can somebody give me a quick summary of the story so far before I head to the theater?

No it’s not, you idiot. It’s inflammable.

It was a slap in the face.

Nah. A wide-brimmed fedora is classy as hell if you can pull it off (though that “if” is important). The trilbies that neckbeards so love, though? Those were never really properly “cool”.

Big props to those who can run a marathon - I couldn’t even finish this article about running a marathon.