Someone needs to dump their baby daddy asap.
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Welp, looks like he’s left the Twitter-sphere after being dragged to hell and back over his comments.
What a nerd. My wife looked hot as hell when we went to see The Cure last week & I hope every person we walked by noticed.
I think the appropriate response would be him getting trampled by Beyoncé on her Renaissance horse. ... On second thought, scratch that. He doesn’t deserve to be that close to Beyoncé.
Sounds like someone’s angling to become an ex-boyfriend quite quickly.
That’s pretty much why I stopped visiting regularly.
Also, if she wasn’t rich and famous, this dude wouldn’t even be bothering
“it’s funny how it’s just assumed that SHE is lying and at fault here (because she’s...famous?”
Gwyneth is weird, yes. But I don’t think she’s actively evil. If, in fact the Dr was the uphill skier (as I read somewhere else), then she’s clean. The uphill skier always has the responsibility to avoid the obstacles (people included) below them.
From what I loosely understand, there are a number of things that work against the plaintiff: (1) it appears that he was the uphill skier (possibly the most important fact), (2) his testimony contradicts the ski instructor’s testimony (who is much more likely to be neutral), (3) he began by asking for an obscene…
Yeah as much as I’m enjoying her defense (she had to go to the spaaaaaa!), I’m seeing two possibilities here:
When there are 2 rich assholes at play here, it’s funny how it’s just assumed that SHE is lying and at fault here (because she’s...famous?). For whatever reason, I believe her (usually, I find her to be ridiculous and borderline dangerous with her GOOP nonsense and she doesn’t ever see how privileged she comes off,…
Nah f that... for as much of a smug asshole as she can be, you don’t sue somebody for colliding with them on the slopes unless they were doing something really f*ed up. Next thing ya know, people will be suing other people in a mosh pit cuz they got an ouchie at a concert.
The punchline about getting an affluent white woman to own up to anything would have landed a lot better if it seemed like Paltrow was at fault.
Or maybe, just MAYBE, he actually is at fault here? There isn’t much to go on, and chat messages uncovered during discovery directly confirm that unlike their sworn testimony, Sanderson and the only eyewitness (who knows him) were ABSOLUTELY aware that Paltrow was the other party in the crash at the time it happened.
I agree—baldness happens. But it’s fun to mock when it happens to a man who clearly tried to frame it as a mascbro choice when he likely secretly wishes he had a full mane (which is why he posted on twitter about having a full head of hair, when he clearly doesn’t in the first place).
Maybe I’m too old, maybe it’s his small eyes, maybe its the hint of facial hair that seems to look like a perpetual teenstache and soul patch in photos...maybe it’s all of the above but I think he always looks like a guy who stands outside of convenience stores smoking a cigarette.
The internet has taught me that most people: like their meat well-done like shoe leather, still wash their chicken, and put cheese or ranch dressing onto absolutely anything.
I actually had this done back in September, but I’m a trans woman, and it was part of a larger facial feminization surgical process (I actually just had a second facial surgery last week). I fortunately was knocked out for the process, as the surgeons make incisions on the insides of your cheeks to remove the buccal…
They’re going to be really sad when they get older. Losing that type of fat in your face is what causes your skin to sag. You can rebuild the muscle with facial exercises to make up for it but it would be easier just to buy a contouring kit with the bronzer and highlighter than go thru having fat in your face removed.…