Yep, he’s in a high-trafficked food pod in Portland. He’s about to get Moses’ed.

‘State’s Rights’ is a cornerstone belief of Republicans...

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

So...they stood around watching while nineteen people in a not-so-high-income part of Detroit suffered triple-digit (if not more) losses to their private property instead of, oh, I don’t know, parking their fucking news van somewhere it fucking BLOCKED the fucking pot hole? Or lighting fucking flares? Or putting…

More likely, they’ll stay at the top of the mountain and cry.

I remain astonished that people seem to care about the Olympics at all. Given all the hijinks and bribery and FIFA-esque maneuvers that go on with the IOC and the USOC all the time, it seems very odd to complain that snowboarders were asked to compete in the conditions found on a Korean mountain in the middle of…

Posts like this just make people wonder just how much you actually wish you were Elon Musk. Seriously, the hate boner is so out of control I’m sure if someone had photos of him saving a kitten from a tree you’d make a post about how Musk was alleged to be kidnapping cats.

When a majority of your readers, on a site sympathetic to your ostensible viewpoint, who share your interests, call you wrong on a ratio of 9 to 1, I have to conjecture there must be one of three reasons:

Previously reported by you! It’s a cheap game you guys keep playing.

Seriously when was the last time you heard of a flamethrower being used to commit any crime or murder outside of War? Then look up how many knives are used for stabbings and killings. I’m more worried of a psycho taking the steak knife in a restaurant and start stabbing people instead of a random flamethrower showing…

It is becoming a problem, isn’t it? I love reading things on this site, but it’s really taking a negative turn lately.

Truth! I’m all for reporting on valid criticisms. The guy’s doing a lot of new things, so there’s going to be (and are already) negative things to talk about. That being said, the writers go after anything and everything and spin it as negatively as possible. It’s unprofessional, and quite frankly, makes me believe…

Ha...perfect. It does seem weird that an article on Jalopnik wouldn’t even mention cars once.

No, it’s your heavily biased, purposely negative, narrow, petty perspective and opinion on the “facts.” There’s a serious lack of integrity and journalistic standards in all of the blogs that belong to the Gizmodo network. That you can even turn this non-story into a hit-piece is mind boggling. And by the way, all…

I read jalopnik everyday, but this article was garbage and it sounds like you’re jealous. So very unprofessional that it almost makes me not want to visit the site again.

What do you expect from a writer than cant even do a decent job reporting on cars? Guess he got tired of being singled out and googled around for somthing till he found a page on Musk.

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

I ordered one. Purely for self defense, and making s’mores.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.