No one needs to see the pic. We all know.

Oh we are going to hear about endlessly. The intersectional battle will be epic and, like always, tedious.

Depressing that they only did the one album.

One can hope. Glory be the day when Gizmodo no longer use “is a hunter” as a perjorative.

Too bad there aren’t more hunters. Too bad people on Gizmodo are so anti hunter.

Lyft is the good guy though. I even hear they routinely advertise on progressive sites.

“But joke’s on them! Ethical decision-making is impossible under late capitalism, and choice is an illusion.”

None of this will help.

Remember when the Cleveland Browns won a football game?

Our world does not resemble 1984 even in the slightest. Trump will not prevent desire but feed it. People are stupid.

Let them die. Let Trump do his worst. The working class will either “get woke, or die trying”. Enough of the liberal band-aids. The wound is gaping and the covers aren’t working.

And who will Deadspin fire for getting owned on Twitter by Ted “I look like a fucking blobfish and fuck like one too” Cruz? Your brand is seriously hurting.

“What now?” he asks to assembled crowd.

Quelle horreur!

Fact: Grayson Allen was birthed a former Duke mascot, in full costume, had his way with Cameron Indoor. Nine months later, out pop a giant asshole. All of this is to say, Grayson Allen is the Duke-y-est of Duke-ys.

I heard James Woods was a coke fiend.

I heard James Woods was a coke fiend.

Meanwhile, Crichton has not been charged for his actions. 

More important than ever.

I wish I had voted for Trump. If we are going to the shitter, let’s speed this process along.