This is not the first time Hayes has been an idiot in public. At least he didn't snap into a Twitterrage about it this time.

Well Kevin, he switched hands from left to right, then blind tossed it over his shoulder to hit the open man. I'm sure it's not exactly simple, but there's not a lot of mystery to it. Perhaps your invisible ball is underinflated?

They still make The Wright Pils in the summertime.

The seasonal Blackout Stout is also fantastic.

Anyone who thinks it sounds easy lives in Florida or California.

"...their defensive rating has actually gotten a bit worse since the Timofey Mozgov trade"

Deadspin is telling people to stop beating a dead horse. Cute.

It's BS that a team is going to face fines or worse when the whole thing could have been avoided by a referee telling some 22-year old kid to put more air in the balls. Under every possible scenario that accounts for the unknowns, the refs screwed the pooch here.

More typos from Shrayber's phone, I see. Important breaking Beyonce news that simply could not wait.

No pussyfooting around this one.

Also this combination of Gawker, Inc., fearing copy editing the way the Taliban fear kite flying and Nick Denton's meticulous attention to detail.

Slow night, Tim?

You wonder why you are not starred.

I always just assumed Forbes assembled these best-cities lists by giving meth to a chimp and having him draw names out of a giant barrel of Lincoln Logs all stamped with the name of a different metro area.

You'd love Cleveland, then.

Sacramento the second happiest place to work? Look how happy this guy is.

It was totally Lodge.

Anti-helmeters are the anti-vaxxers of cycling. You're never gonna win this argument.

This is largely nonsense.

I'm not afraid of my helmet.