I never said I hated him. I simply said he's an enormous dickface, which is indisputable.

His school didn't hype him enough. That's all it comes down to. Look at Cody Kessler's numbers against basically the same schools Mariota was seeing. Not a peep about Kessler. USC is already talking Heisman for next year; if he replicates his 2014 exactly, he will be in the conversation and probably a finalist.

Anyone who marries a Kardashian gets exactly what they deserve.

He's also an enormous dickface. Now you remind me how important he is again so I can think of another name to call him.

I play on an i5 with 8GB of RAM and a Radeon HD 6670 and I'm having a fine old time with this game. It runs smoothly on medium settings, I've never had the banter bug and I play with an Xbox 360 for Windows controller, which feels completely natural. I hear all the complaining and it sounds like people speaking a…

Not only will they allow it (and cannot, in fact, do much to keep it from happening) I'd be completely shocked if the NFL wasn't secretly pulling the strings to make sure they do move back to LA.

You know, aside from the two straight shutouts.

Absolutely false. Browns fans know their number probably won't come up in any given year and in fact they will end up somewhere near the bottom of the tank. The hope that always exists is more than hope; it's almost an absolute certainty that good times will come again, parades and championships, and that you will…

"marginally interesting"

This is apparently what happens when you are employed by a sports franchise with "San Francisco" in the title.

Nobody in Cleveland likes him.

Hedging Your Bets, The Deadspin Way.

The Lakers aren't even any good at being terrible.

Coming tomorrow on Deadspin:

Andy Dalton says that's good advice.

He's still raging., hours later. And also posting pictures of his various surgeries, for some reason only he can understand. No one is at the controls inside Curt Schilling anymore.

Boo.

Same here. If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right, Raoul Duke taught us that. ADRENOCHROME FOR EVERYBODY! Double Boozer's dosage, stat.

You look like you need cheering up, Albert.