Such abuse. Womp womp

At least Tracie brought Rich and Pot Psychology into my life.

Who do you write for, exactly? Who is your audience, if not your readers? Do you simply write for your editor and call it a day?

Chill girl. Also, damn. Enjoyed your other stuff, but it seems like you’re a douche.

I’m six feet and I ~love~ when strangers randomly tell me, “You’re tall.” It was also a trip to go from being a very tall teen (super skinny = model comparisons and eating disorder assumptions) to a very tall woman (filled out = volleyball comparisons and “amazon” labels). Blergh.

Sorry, I can’t hear you. Speak up.

How about you be able to take some helpful criticism?

Story of my life.

Ah, didn’t realize Taytay’s personal friend was randomly commenting on Jez re: the size of her ass.

Girl’s probably also got a case of ‘don’t give a fuck’ too.

What, did you expect her to register at Target?

Would it pain you to hear I’ve never heard of this tattoo artist before? It’s very simple: she doesn’t know about tattoo culture. It’s a VERY NORMAL policy to have - no necks, no hands, unless the person is a long-held client or very heavily tattooed. And not just a walk-in either. Are you tattooed? Tattoo artists…

Yeah, I know you think you’re being clever or cute, but.. this gif doesn’t even fit here.

Then stop replying to everything. I dare you.

With every reply, you look more crazed. But hey - everyone else is wrong!

You sure do reply a lot, with a lot of enthusiasm, for not giving any shits. Seems like you’re full of shits.

Right.

You are embarrassing yourself. Step away from the computer.

“Do you really fucking care if I told a joke that ran flat?” Trivia, ok. Gucci Mane is a current rapper. If you don’t know him, no big deal though.

On people who are already heavily tattooed. BIG difference. Having a cute script on your wrist is quite a jump to a neck tattoo.