I’m keeping “Impotent as a freshly-fixed kitten.”, it’s a good one!

So, in response for this subpar service as a comedy writer, I guess we can exert our own right and fire him by not listening to his bullshit anymore?

She was Lady Diana Spencer. So she was 19 and technically a virgin, but her not knowing what she was marrying into? Nah. You’re not born a Spencer in that country and ignore what the Royals are like.

The hysteria around Diana rivals the one about Marie Antoinette... for much the same reasons, I think.

Lake Como is a high tourist spot for the rich and famous. You can be sure a lot of the locals speak english (even those who pretend not to when the above mentionned assoholes get on their nerves.)

As a rule, I’m sick of people in 5 min tops. So, 57 years is a good score.

yes, that unpaid intern has decent taste.

If you can’t afford to heat up a 17oo foot “cabin”, just don’t be an idiot and do not buy one.

Geography lessons would not go amiss either: Toulouse is NOT in Italy.

As someone who worked in the luxury hotel business for 18 years, this made me rise both eyebrows: “ we have gone above and beyond to follow CDC and state guidelines regarding Covid-related safety measures.”

Not yet, but I’m pretty certain it’s going to give me nightmares.

So the poor baby is not fawned upon and is feeling maligned. My, my, peal clutch and all that jazz.

This Swift business is now totally ridiculous. Get over it, ladies.

So he finally build that wall, eh?

Oh I know, I was living in London during the Poll tax monstruosity and subsequent rebellion.

Oh God that was scary.

I thought the point of the holiday was to be in disguise?

Because America, of course, invented everything.

Exactly the point I wanted to make, but far better than I could. This article was so US centric it made my French teeth hurt.

“Who you’re gonna call?!”