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No, they're saying "Moos-burned"

Chicken is best in buckets.

Hmmm.

Also, checking to see if he was on the grassy knoll, if he was the Boston Strangler, if he was part of the DC Sniper shooting and possibly had ties to the Virginia Tech massacre.

Know who else has come across a lot of people in Boston? Rob Gronkowski.

Me too. It was an inside joke based on something that happened in another post on Thursday.

HEY FORD, WHAT'S IN THE CUP? CRACKACCINO?

What's the difference between that ball and Aaron Hernandez?

Ask him if it's the suicide prevention line, when he says no, pretend to kill yourself with poison. But don't drink too much, just enough to fool him.

Tryna get my props, and that's how it works, pal.

But it's white and an SUV, what difference does it make?

Man, what is it with former players and white Broncos?

We're done here.

Does it matter that Hernandez was not driving a Bronco?

The home of Oklahoma football coach Bob Stoops was robbed early Wednesday morning, police confirmed to ESPN.com.

Thanks for the #protip! I'll try to do better so I can move out of the gray and into the top echelons of commenting. Good lookin out!

That was an internal debate. But I think I made the right call.

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Aaron Hernandez: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Aaron killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Aaron Hernandez: Yeah, there were horses,…