philphilconnors
Phil? Phil Connors?
philphilconnors

rich people drugs

are you referring to the Christ Hole?

fuck you, dan!

yeah, so what? we have feelings too, ya know

i think i might begin building my guillotine over the holidays

Hail Satan!

Boom Boom!

you gotta creep... creep

I don’t even understand the reference

you mean the christ hole?

Can I interest you in some Honus Wagner pre-owned cologne?

please, do go on... i’m completely unfamiliar

jfc, piss off

This kid creepy af

I’m a geologist.”

Sinatra. Every asshole like him’s favorite song is “My Way”

seals are the fucking O’Doyle’s of the sea and it owns

shut the fuck up