Kind of puts the 'official' version to shame…

Sriracha doesn't even taste like anything. It just tastes like spice. Sriracha is the worst of all hot sauce and hot sauce-adjacent products.

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people??

I disagree. Spaceballs:

It's pronounced GIF not Jiff because its a graphic not a jraphic. I don't care what the creator says, he's not an English major.

The Avengers

I had a bit of a headache one night before bed, so I was going to take some Excedrine, and the bottle was just about empty, so I took out my 2 pills, and the little do-not-eat canister, but wasn't thinking, ended up throwing the pills away, and popped the canister like it was nothing. in under a second after I went…

Does anyone feel like we missed the first half hour of the show or something? It starts so randomly. The Doctor is back at the school and somehow Courtney stole his psychic paper (?!?) and she's upset he said she wasn't special (when??) and then suddenly they're on the moon!

Just because I haven't seen it yet:

Rather than go with one of the popular kids, I'll say Ender Wiggin. But from the books, not the movie. Ender goes on to be a truly epic human being as Speaker for the Dead and the remainder of his life atoning for his xenocide.

"Let me tell you about scared. Your heart is beating so hard I can feel it through your hands. There's so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain it's like rocket fuel. Right now you could run faster and you can fight harder. You can jump higher than ever in your life and you are so alert it's like you can…

If I've posted this once, I've posted it eight times.... You will all bow to the greatness that is....

You know, I really feel that Deadpool really could be an interesting character. Just take this scene with him and Kid Apocalypse. It's a touching moment with a Deadpool twist.

>>Just try resetting it.

Voila