Steve Kerr is pure class. Always has been.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

That’s just Draymond’s knee-jerk reaction, though.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

Hi Jabrill.

Cease Bowel Functions.

Nothing beats Wawa. Not a fucking thing.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Felix made me laugh out loud when he discovered Bernard was a host... and he started to do like ... the robot dance? And Maeve just eye rolled and basically went, “OMG you’re human. Stop it.”

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?