It would look like this I think:

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

you are both wrong, the clear choice in this category is the Audi A7/S7/RS7

We’ll let go of Doug one day.

AndrosZ, whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?

Dream job is in the plane, not on the deck. Chicks don’t say “I want to bang a member of the deck crew”. They want to bang pilots.

Though most of this may be true, I like you people anyway. I left Motor Trend for Jalopnik, and let me tell you, I went back the other day, and their comment section is just the same 5 guys flaming each other. I’m never going back!

Other than Patrick George being the asshat (he's like tenth in line for that title), everything else is damn accurate.

I just want to know how you fly one airport, let alone nine.

Golden Rule Of Racing:

20% down in 100 years... so in another 400 years the Dyson Sphere could be complete, assuming they don’t run out of resources. I hope alien project managers are better than our own.

My worst valet experience is EVERY valet experience I’ve ever had. I go to some fancy event or dinner, and the place is valet only. I give the valet my keys and watch over my shoulder as he drives away in my car. After the event I get my car back, and it’s exactly the same as when I gave it to him. The car itself is…

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

I think everyone here knows what I mean. We all know a Marcus. Marcus, in the abstract, is the guy who you’ll have over to your house on Sunday for a few hours to watch football, but you know your girlfriend isn’t going to like it. By the third quarter, and 25 references to his “ball stink” later, your girlfriend goes…

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

So much torque, it’s the whole car that revs around the crankshaft.