Hate to break it to you, but this is a Rapide. It has the same crease at the end and the same wheels.

I would’ve bought that judge a beer.

I had a seatbelt break in my 91 Accord (automatic seatbelts). The dealer wanted $1,200 to replace it. I got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt once, and showed up in court for the ticket. I showed the judge my estimate for repair, told him I had installed a harness instead, and he let me off. He was incredulous…

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

Flowmasters are the worst sounding and lowest quality exhaust I’ve ever had. Never again.

COTD - Because, Bob Ross.

Amen.

I approve of ejection seats, that sounds fucking amazing.

You want safety? Mandate in car fire suppression systems. Mandate rapid egress designs that allow the driver to exist the vehicle easily or safety crews to be able to extract a driver with minimal effort no matter how the car is laying.

I wonder if the engine would’ve been easier to fit in a 2wd truck. Cause that currently just looks awkward. It either needs to get some more “offroad” tires under it to fit that look, or it needs to lose some altitude.

I love the concept, HATE the gaudy graphics and wheels.

Brother?

Battle-Ready Ordnance Delivery Operating with Zero Effective Readiness, or BRODOZER for short.

Every stupid drunken stunt you could ever attempt, Graham was born to survive. He’s living his best life.

It was the mayo and banana sandwich.....don't lie.

Every “cool” garage you’ve ever seen pales in comparison to this.

In case these are unclear to the car noob:

Dude, this is one of those million dollar ideas. Make this happen. a Jalopnik Go app would be the best thing of all time.