I mean, TBF, when I say JRPG, how many people think “For Xbox”?

It occurs to me that only someone who was already a bit of a snowflake would need to identify themselves by their ‘alpha’ status.

The president should generally comment on terrorism, yes. But of course you’re just another worthless troll.

I count 138 characters. If he had replaced “w/” with “with”, it would have been 140 exactly. It seems almost intentionally disrespectful to use an abbreviation like that; why the odd informality unless it doesn’t really matter?

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

not just Obama, this is going back to Franklin Roosevelt

Oh, we’re supposed to pretend the Senate would pass a climate change bill and Obama was just going commando despite that obvious available choice?

I’m confused. He’s a guy? I thought he was a turtle...

There is a reason that in The Emperor’s New Clothes it is a kid that points out that the Emperor is naked. Children are very good at seeing past all the superficial bullshit that adults think is important. They can see that under the fancy suit and ten tons of self-importance, Paul Ryan is just a spineless little…

The Republicans were not going to agree to anything Obama proposed, because they were dead set on denying him any accomplishments.

The worlds biggest Air Force: The USAF

Maybe if he tweeted it, someone would have believed it.

You realize that means out there, somewhere, a butterfly tweeting on twitter is causing all of this.

In every disaster movie there’s at least one scientist who says “I warned you!”

and that’s shade.

Jesus. Who let that asshole out of the country?

He surrendered to a “cheese-eating surrender monkey.” ;)

A Frenchman outshook our president’s hand? Trump tapped out, he surrendered to the French. Sad. Wake up Republicans!

Marcon’s internal reaction at taking Trumps’ dead fish.