“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

Impossible for Pence to have a female VP. Mother wouldn’t allow it.

If they were told that they could get center-right votes by drowning in a shallow puddle, you’d better believe they’d do it.

Well, that’s because Clinton, Bush, Obama, and several presidents would qualify as war criminals. I guess that’s one of those things we just started to ignore since it became the status quo.

I had no idea it was available anywhere but the CBC. There are things about it that I would skew somewhat but overall, it’s a very interesting and fast 30 minutes. It might do well in Europe but I don’t know if they’ve tried marketing it there.

I don’t know, this seems sensible...it’s all the other stuff that screams guilty.

The problem with calling this “cheating” is that is’ basically calling the equivalent of looking up a guide on GameFAQs cheating.

This is also an ideal setup if you like pets but know in your heart that you are not responsible or stable enough for one. I’d not be a very great dog parent, but I’m a terrific dog aunt

Bugs me so much that the switch isn’t attached to him in any way.

Haha. I’m right now in a four way mexican standoff with my other siblings. As the oldest, and most financially secure, I think I’ll be the first to crack!

Sounds pretty ideal for your brother too. I wish I had family that close that would make time for the little sh...bundle of joy.

Oh, good. I was worried this movie was not going to get enough marketing.

This. I love spending time with my nephew (he’s under the mistaken impression that I’m the best person in the world — it’s great), but it’s also really nice to be able to leave when he’s worn me out.

That Gif is from Schitt’s Creek, is it not?

Just FYI, this is a very stupid troll. Check the commenting history.

You almost had the full package...

I only read the comments for the endless rage about stick to cars, you Trump-hating liberal commies.

I can’t tell if you’re serious or not, but maybe it’s because this is foxtrot alpha?

Just so we can get it out of the way and move on to other commentary:
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