let's hope they burn that toast, wherever it's made.

Her music is ok, but Beyonce has ZERO personality and can hardly form a sentence.

Patti Smith was right when she told young artist types to move to places like Detroit instead of New York City.

you must be mentally deficient.

So where do African American cops figure in all of this?

"No, that other Quicksilver..."

the mother sounds like a real bitch. no wonder her son turned out so well.

Foofy foofy.

my Fracaso brand Machete works wonders at restaurants.

You sound like a dipshit.

Are real people getting hurt? I don't mean butthurt, I mean physically hurt. No.

"Crust punks with dogs." Amen to that. Once, I had one guy offer to lick my butt for a slice of pizza. He was cute but he was so dirty, so I declined and ate my pizza.

i did a spit take