Patrick George
pgeorge
Editor-in-Chief at Jalopnik. 2002 Toyota 4Runner.
11/15/19
11:17 PM
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In case anyone feels like they heard this song before but at a different pitch and speed, it was used in a vaporwave song called “INDIGO PLATEAU!” by Maitro featuring scenes from the Riding Bean OVA.

11/15/19
12:34 PM
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Or, as David King, a researcher at Arizona State University, succinctly put it, “now’s the time to tax the robots.”

11/15/19
12:23 PM
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I can envision a future where my autonomous blob goes about my child shuffling errands while I go out and hoon my old 911 in the country effectively doubling my VMT at that point in time.  So study checks out.  

11/15/19
12:14 PM
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I’m glad someone’s trying to put numbers to this. It’s just obvious IMHO. I hadn’t even considered the zombie rides but if you don’t have to actually drive the car, your tolerance for being in it (where you’re now able to do other things) is likely to increase and so will your miles driven.

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11/14/19
11:55 PM
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It’ll make more sense once Ford has unveiled the Mach-S, Mach-X, and Mach-Y. And then Elon can choke on his having to spell his ‘S3XY’ with a 3 instead of E... Read more

11/14/19
4:39 PM
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Ballaban, WTF is wrong with you man? That’s two solid takes today.

I’m losing faith here.

11/13/19
11:11 PM
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While Matt Damon seems to have done a pretty terrific portraying Shelby in all the Youtube video I’ve seen (a lot.), and seems to have a good chemistry with Christian Bale, I can’t be the only one who thinks the perfect casting for Shelby would’ve been Matthew McConaughey.- being a charming huckster is in his DNA.

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11/13/19
3:21 PM
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Thank you Aaron. This is like what David Roth would write for Deadspin (RIP!) but for Jalopnik. Read more

11/13/19
3:13 PM
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Goodness gracious Gordon. This is the writing I come here for.

11/13/19
3:05 PM
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How about the mistake of buying a series of websites and then somehow through complete incompetence and malice flushed their popularity down the toilet? Read more

11/13/19
2:45 PM
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“Whoopsie-doodle, I just gave tacit approval to state-sanctioned slaughter of journalists! Boy is my face red! I never would’ve done that! It was just spur-of-the-moment, you know how it is! You agree to sit down for an interview, meet with your legal counsel before hand to cover topics that you’d have to be a Read more

11/13/19
2:45 PM
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Crime. Its their code word for crime. These people are killers and thieves who have economically enthralled the political elite (legislators) in their countries of operation and as a result will never serve the sentence for their crimes. Read more