Stay weird, Jalops. No matter what happens, dammit, you’ve got to stay weird.

It’s probably good I’m not rich. I’d just spend my money on excessively stupid shit, like an Aston Martin V8 Vantage from the 1980s. And I have no business owning that! Nobody does.

This is a Mazda RX-7. It is not the car our David Tracy bought this weekend in Colorado for $700, despite my best efforts. He bought something else instead. I’m trying here, people.

If the Cybertruck catches on, does that mean angles could make a comeback? I hope so.