Here we are! They had a white pedicab available for twice the price—I decided to go with a $10 suction cup "just married" sign instead.

Also, WHAT is this tree??? It looks like the world’s biggest pineapple. I love it.

This made me laugh while pooping. I’m done now.

I thought the same thing about their hair. My curls would already been flat in the heat.i love the girls black hat on the right. I have a Rag and Bone like it but, as cute as it is most likely it's wool and that is too hot to be wearing. My head would be on fire.

I had two thoughts reading this.

This is all a put on, right? Or some kind of 1994 cosplay?

Good god. It's like the mid-nineties got duped into spending way too much money on ombré highlights and see-through dresses.

And why is he blabbering his family business on Twitter? He comes off like a petulant teen.

Why the fuck does everyone pick on florists? Seriously, there's no evil cabal here — there's no magical wedding mark-up. The reason it costs so much is because flowers are seasonal, the way your supplier gets their flowers is through auctions in Holland, they need a fridge to sit in so they don't over bloom, you're…

"though I dismissed it as the kind of thing that seemed to happen any time middle-aged men got around young women,"

Sorry to be 'that med student' but this article mentions that she had an oophorectomy . While this is technically true (because she did have her ovaries removed), she also had her fallopian tubes removed, so the more accurate term for the procedure would be a salpingo-oophorectomy.

In the beginning of this, was she signing books at Women and Women First?

prepare for how weird you're going to feel when you get the notification "John Boehner started following you."

Eudora, you are PERFECT.

What a charming lady! I love this new contributor. Thanks for these awesome videos.

What were they thinking? Volvos are Swedish, not Swiss!

Who is this woman's tailor? "Hey let's make you look shapeless and boxy!"

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.